We were listening to Pandora while closing tonight in the kitchen. "Forever Your Girl" by Paula Abdul was playing. It was a little different from the punk or rap we normally listen to. Discussion about Paula Abdul's past, present and future ensued.
Cook #1: I think she's aged really well, even with all the booze and pills...
Cook #2: Yeah, well, Nick Cannon says she doesn't look that good in person.
Cook #1: Oh, well, if Nick Cannon says it...
Cook #2: Hey, he was the first African American on the Mickey Mouse Club.
Me: Really? So...he's like the Rosa Parks of Shit.
Cooks: ...
Cook #2: Well, you got me there.
(Nick Cannon was not on the Mickey Mouse Club. Just saving you a trip to Wikipedia.)
