I rode my bike home after work Wednesday night. I rode down Culebra, which has two lanes, and a lady in her sporty white car got right behind me and started honking. It's late...there's no traffic. She can go around, so I just ignore her.
She pulled up next to me, and I looked over at her. She was on the phone but stopped her conversation to yell at me.
"Get on the sidewalk! Get the fuck out of the way! I could have hit you!"
(I have lights on my bike. You can't miss me.)
She kept going as I silently rode along.
"What do you think you're doing? Jesus!"
I looked at her as she drove next to me and said, "It's not safe to talk on the phone while you're being a cunt."
She drove off.