"Look...I don't care how cute you are, I'm not going to pet you right now."
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"I'm brooding, okay? You can wag your whole body and have that retarded puppy coordination all you want."
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"I mean it! I'm angry! GRRRRRRRR!"
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"Fine. But I won't enjoy this."

"Dammit! I'm happy and shit."